Splog

Being a cop must be so much fun – hell, you could drink and drive on the job all the time; just flip on the siren and everyone gets out of the way, have the whole road to just yourself. Whats sad is that I’m sure this isn’t an original idea and it has probably been done before.

I really don’t think that the world needed such a horrifying nude rendition of the stupidest vice presidential candidate we’ve ever had. The fact that the guy claims to have worked on the portrait for seven to eight hours a day for a week really throws me off… with that kind of effort, I’m relatively sure I could at least make her not look like Peggy Hill.

New York artist Kevin Cyr’s automobile portraits crack me up, though their pseudo photorealistic and somewhat cartoon-esque style is really impressive.

Photorealistic works from Argentinian painter Diego Gravinese, stunning.

Thank god humans have evolved past the point at which urinating on things to mark territory was a necessary practice of our species. I can only imagine some alternate history that ends up with everyone’s bed reeking of ammonia and carpet coming only in one color; urine yellow. Granted, I suppose it could have been a fun time – just think about how brilliant it would be to pee all over someone else’s house the first time you’re there! If it weren’t for the probable constant smell of bladder skeet, I just might have to say that I wouldn’t mind living in a world where police wouldn’t think twice about you pulling your car over to take a whizz off of an overpass if only to say “I was here.” Suffice to say, dating would be a hell of a lot more interesting that way.