nothing to worry about.

Japanese guys are so core. I wish i had such a quiff.

Shirts and Shits.

My dear friend Logan makes some headlines. props!

win.

“god is just an imaginary friend for grown ups”

Sorry Mom

Also Epic Hilarious. Hopefully lessons have been learned.

“Named his penis “Brenda.” Worst lay ever.“

Roberto Bernardi

Paintings, yes, paintings, by Roberto Bernardi.

Fuck my life.

This website is amazingly brilliant.

“Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML”

Tim Berg

is awesome.

stay classy.

I’m going to make one of these. srsly.

no, seriously

how is this a real book, and who the hell painted that cover? because that’s awesome.

aww.